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    Joke thread

    Post by J-pop princess on Wed Dec 26, 2012 7:07 pm

    post funny jokes of all kinds here!
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    Re: Joke thread

    Post by Pervy Sage-Silver on Thu Dec 27, 2012 12:18 pm

    WYNAUT post some joke's?

    Q. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
    A. “Where’s pop corn?”
    ^ Talk about a corny joke!
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    Post by Eric x3 xD on Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:00 pm

    That is a corny joke.. Razz
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    Re: Joke thread

    Post by J-pop princess on Sun Dec 30, 2012 3:20 pm

    I got one! Its a pokemon joke...ok so here go's...

    Q:What do you get when you put a parrot in a washing machine?
    A:A poliwhirl!
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    Re: Joke thread

    Post by Flareblitz on Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:55 pm

    Goth jokes...


    What do you call a goth lying in the road?
    A speed bump.

    Two goths are walking down the road, one says "I just bought the new Love Like
    Blood CD."
    The other says "F_ck me, a talking goth!"

    How do you get a goth out of a tree?
    Cut the rope!

    Theres a goth walking down the road with a rat on his shoulder. An old lady
    walks past, stops, stares at the two and says "Yeuk! What are you doing with
    that revolting creature?"
    "Squeak squeak squeak!" says the rat.

    What do you store your heavy velvet cape in for the summer?
    Goth balls.

    Why is it so hard for goths to get work?
    Because all they can do is mope the floors are depress the buttons.

    What did the vampire say when he looked in the mirror?
    "So nice not to see you again"
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    Re: Joke thread

    Post by Indigo Wyvern on Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:51 pm

    ^ Great jokes man! lol!
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    Re: Joke thread

    Post by Flareblitz on Wed Feb 20, 2013 3:19 pm

    thanks man
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    Re: Joke thread

    Post by Pervy Sage-Silver on Wed Feb 27, 2013 4:27 pm

    Good joke's everybody...dirty joke time!

    Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls? A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

    Q: What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? A: Your job still sucks!

    Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

    Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist? A: By becoming a ventriloquist!

    Q: How do you kill a circus clown? A: Go for the juggler!

    Q: Why couldn't they get the dead mans casket lid shut? A: Because he overdosed on viagra!

    Hope you enjoyed the joke's.
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    Re: Joke thread

    Post by Flareblitz on Fri Mar 15, 2013 3:31 pm

    wtf? lmfao!


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    Re: Joke thread

    Post by J-pop princess on Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:54 pm

    Pervy Sage-Silver wrote:Good joke's everybody...dirty joke time!

    Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls? A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

    Q: What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? A: Your job still sucks!

    Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

    Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist? A: By becoming a ventriloquist!

    Q: How do you kill a circus clown? A: Go for the juggler!

    Q: Why couldn't they get the dead mans casket lid shut? A: Because he overdosed on viagra!

    Hope you enjoyed the joke's.

    lol! motion Funny but disturbing.
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    Re: Joke thread

    Post by C.C on Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:35 pm

    Great jokes.


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    Re: Joke thread

    Post by Flareblitz on Sun Apr 07, 2013 1:40 pm

    If a blonde and an emo kid jump off a building and hit the ground at the same time, who dies first?

    The blonde, she drowns in the emo kid's tears.


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    Knock Knock Jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

    Post by shadowing507 on Sun Apr 07, 2013 2:08 pm

    Me: knock knock
    You: who's there
    Me: I eat map
    You: I eat map who
    Me: ewwwww you eat your own poo

    (when you say "I eat map who" it sounds like you say "I eat my poo" when said out loud)
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    Re: Joke thread

    Post by C.C on Fri May 17, 2013 11:36 pm

    What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?

    Not enough sand!


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    Re: Joke thread

    Post by J-pop princess on Wed May 22, 2013 8:58 pm

    Q: What do you call lesbian twins? A: Lick-a-likes.

    Q: What do you call three lesbians in a closet? A: A Licker cabinet

    Q: What card game do lesbians play? A: Poke-her

    Q: What do you call a 100 pound lesbian? A: A weedeater

    Q: How can you tell you’re in a tough lesbian bar? A: Even the pool table has no balls.
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    Gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, alien - People are people. Respect them.

    I think most guys turn gay when they go to jail and most girls turn bi/lesbian when they go to an all girls school
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    Two lesbians turn in for the night. One lesbian turns to the other and says. "I want to be frank with you." The other lesbian says "I thought it was my turn to be frank."



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    Re: Joke thread

    Post by C.C on Sat May 25, 2013 11:34 am

    J-pop princess wrote:Q: What do you call lesbian twins? A: Lick-a-likes.

    Q: What do you call three lesbians in a closet? A: A Licker cabinet

    Q: What card game do lesbians play? A: Poke-her

    Q: What do you call a 100 pound lesbian? A: A weedeater

    Q: How can you tell you’re in a tough lesbian bar? A: Even the pool table has no balls.
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    Gay Or Not, if a girl walks past another girl with a fat A$$ she's going to turn around and look!

    Gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, alien - People are people. Respect them.

    I think most guys turn gay when they go to jail and most girls turn bi/lesbian when they go to an all girls school
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    Two lesbians turn in for the night. One lesbian turns to the other and says. "I want to be frank with you." The other lesbian says "I thought it was my turn to be frank."

    Nice one's Hilda but I've heard them all...try these one's:

    Q: What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
    A: Well hung.

    Q: Whats the difference between a lesbian driving in the fog and eating pussy?
    A: When u are eating pussy you can still see the asshole in front of you!

    Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
    A: She kept having affairs with men.

    Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    A: Four. One to change it, two to organize the potluck and one to write a folk song about the empowering experience






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